babies are so cute and dumb aww they have only like 3 skills its adorable
talking, breathing, archery (lv26)
guys just imagine
a punk-rock concert takes places on a beach and a group of mermaids swim to the surface, wondering what that noise is because it’s the most incredible thing they’ve ever heard
and see land-walkers wearing peculiar outfits and hair in spikes and these mermaids are absolutely in love
so they start their own brand of punk culture with squid ink tattoos, seaweed tartan, fish-hook earrings and pierced tails
and they scavenge for thrown out music memorabilia and submerged leather jackets (their prized treasure is a waterproof radio they found on the beach)
and the real problem is trying to find a way to spike their hair, so for the moment they just use seashells and continue being hella cool
on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents
What a beautiful mushroom. The stalk is so fine you can barely see it.
At Tiputini Biodiversity Station in the Ecuadorian Amazon, August 2013
When I was a kid, I used to love running through the sprinkler, because it meant less water for those dirty lying plants
BILL, THERE YOU ARE. I’VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU. JUST KIDDING, OF COURSE. EVER SINCE YOU FUSED WITH YOUR DESK CHAIR AFTER A STAGGERING AMOUNT OF OVERTIME AND HAD TO BE ENCASED IN A NUTRIENT-RICH JELLY SUBSTANCE TO MAINTAIN YOUR BASIC BODY FUNCTIONS YOU HAVEN’T BEEN ABLE TO LEAVE THE OFFICE.
THAT’S ACTUALLY WHAT I’M HERE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT, BILL. I’M SURE YOU’VE NOTICED WE’VE BEEN MAKING SOME CUTBACKS RECENTLY, AND I PROBABLY DON’T NEED TO TELL YOU THAT A JELLY TANK COSTS THE COMPANY A PRETTY PENNY IN UPKEEP AND MAINTENANCE.
IT’S NOTHING PERSONAL, BILL. YOU’RE A GOOD WORKER. EVERYONE CAN SEE THAT. IT’S JUST A NUMBERS THING.